gnarly:

this movie keeps me young

(Source: jessepnkman, via hypnotiqradiance)

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

(via queen-hannah)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via hypnotiqradiance)

the-official-satan:

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

You don’t see me pulling that shit

(via nsome)

mythandrists:

mental illnesses cannot be ‘fixed’ by getting a love interest

not in roleplays

not in fanfiction

not in published fiction

not in real life

do not write this i will cut you

(via ridinghi)

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via placiddream)

psych s01e01: pilot | pineapple

(Source: love-soldier, via jillianluvpsych)

paroxyscal:

edit is mine. credit goes to original gif owners (x)(x)(x)

(via justme217)

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via catmastic)

"Shall we play, Doctor?”

"This way, Sir.”

(Source: markoruffalo, via rebekahmikleson)

leavemealoneimblogging:

I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?

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Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:

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And also Tony Stark

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(via catmastic)

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

(via usetheforcelukee)

"I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them."

Sara Eckel, This is Why You’re Still Single (It’s Not Why You Think)  (via aprettypastiche)

(Source: live-to-the-point-of-tears, via jeannettehigginbotham)